I’d rather watch men eat glass than watch Simon Cowell.
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Just had the misfortune of seeing Simon Cowell’s smug, sweaty face being interviewed by something I thought was impossible -someone even more smug and minging than him, Piers Morgan. Almost threw up over my Mum’s new pink sofa which actually wouldn’t have been a bad thing. Probably would’ve improved it. tv is so shit at the moment, the only good thing about that interview was the girl from the NME kept popping up so at least there was like ONE sane person on the whole entire thing. I hate the shallowness of tv, but I can’t always be bothered to read a book or whatever and now 6 music’s closing the radios gonna be even more empty and commercial than ever. Not that I loved 6 music, Lauren Laverne pisses me off a bit, but at least the people on it cared about new bands. So it looks like I’m gonna have to spend my time watching youtube, which to be honest I do a lot of anyway. Saw this amazing thing called Dark Party on it the other day. They’re like this kind of cabaret/circus thing but they look like they’ve stepped out of a Tim Burton film. But Tim Burton when he was good before he sold out and got all fluffy. There’s three of them and they’ve got wierd, dark clown characters called the Dirty Brothers and they do all this shit like eat glass and put blades through their skin. That makes it sound a bit lame but they’re actually really good and the whole effect is kind of beeautiful in a really sick way. It’s a good antidote to Simon Cowell’s stupid Botox Cheshire grin anyway.