Every now and again I think back to the days before–Back when a breast uplift
was thought of in the same way as time travel. Back when Hollyoaks was good. Yes, that’s Hollyoaks the TV show I’m talking about. It may take some doing, but if you go far enough back in time I think you’ll find that it Read the rest of this entry »
Maps and I just don’t get along. I won’t make up excuses, it really is all my fault and that’s all there is to it, basically. Or more precisely its my parents fault, as they are the ones charged with creating me. During the infant stages of growth, you see, my brain apparently fell asleep while being told about how to navigate map-type things. I back this up with a quote from my mum: “You always did seem to be Read the rest of this entry »
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